A guy was drinking and eating people’s food at a job I had.

One day someone peed in a pepsi can and put it back in the fridge.

Later the guy comes out of the kitchen screaming he’s gonna punch whoever did that.

The Big boss comes out of his office and asks him why he drank someone else open can? And when he almost got calm the boss told him to leave and never come back, since he said he would hit someone and that taking sips out of others drinks was unsanitary.

It was soooo funny to see him leave in rage, hit the store sign and hurt himself doing so.

The guy who peed in the can was scared to lose his job. The boss told him “next time to come to me before taking drastic actions” and all was swell.

In the end it was a beautiful day!

That’s what they are hoping for so they can charge their customers for damages that don’t exist and go computers don’t make mistakes when you complain.

Oh, but they will save money doing it right ?

The cost alone is astronomical and the people they kidnap might not be paying taxes or shit but I’m sure it’s less money over their lives than one day of raid with 60 armed men all geared up.

De toute façon les Tesla sont de la marde sur roue.

In glorious 256 colors !

I had a IoT device “lightbulb” that would trim any spaces left after the passkey, problem being I intentionally had a blank space at the end of my passkey. Took a while to realize till I counted the little stars hiding the recorded passkey.

Where are all the “got to have guns to defend against a tyrannical government” crowd now ? … Ho yeah they totally support this. US citizens are worse than Nazi’s, they were warned and had a whole war to teach them but they still chose genocide and fascism.

At this point going to the US is showing your allegiance to the far right, if you give them your money and time it’s because you support racism sexism and bigotry.

To think such a killing machine can look so sweet and cute !

I read that wrong, I’m too used to Americans saying America when they mean the USA.

They sure don’t seem to want them.

I would avoid America completely. To send a good message you can’t give money.

The lead helps to create a super white white.

ICE is a buch of racist maggots.

I can’t say if it was bad sarcasm or plain stupidity, but I for one understood and totally agree with your first statement.

I was thinking the Onion is trying to be creative but damn reality is worse than fiction can be.

Price per 100g should not change.

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Nice idea.

And I love the theming options such as transparency. I fell in love with Yakuake a loooong time ago and still love it ! Autohide on outside click and multiple tabbed terminals in the same super easy access window.

If you drop it just right you will instantly be fluent in the cursing language.