Raise your hand if you’re anxious about getting “which one is better” wrong at every eye test 🙋
Raise both of your hands, one of them for a facepalm, if you know that they know to discretely repeat any doubtful ones to get reliably accurate results and you’re STILL worried about “failing” your eye exam 🙋🤦
#JustAnxietyThings
Any relation to the Kardashians?
…I’ll show myself out
He’s literally the fattest man in a starving country. Figuratively too.
Die?! That’s the last thing I’d ever do!
Who’s gonna be the one to crosspost this to the tankie instances?
Requiem for a Dream comes to mind…
Yes, but this is elected officials saying the quiet part aloud as a policy position.
That’s a whole other level of “we know we’re untouchable” brazenness than the usual pretending not to be committing atrocities in the face of mountains of evidence.
It was pure immersion learning
So 3D POV porn has worked out the kinks, pun intended?
They know but it’s too late. His power is so consolidated that he can (and does) change the constitution at will.
Like his and Trump’s owner Putin in Russia, nothing short of a violent coup will rid Hungary of his fascist rule.
See also: Sheldon Allman (TV show edit)
I need to use the mushroom
Is what a talking sled dog would say when in need of a pee break.
You’ll either get transferred to a human or summon a demon.
And if it’s the latter you just allude to always playing as Luigi in Mario Kart and Smash Bros to make it flee.
Somehow I over thought and didn’t think enough at the same time
You just described a significant chunk of my life 😄
12:05 to 15:24 on the 3rd of December 1974
I can supply excuses for other periods if you like.
The 1980s
Probably not even a real doctor either.