I’ve only done 2 of those. Guess I’m just vanilla or smth…

He has been CEO of sex for a while

Fork found in kitchen type findings.

I myself don’t view orgasms as essential to sex. At least not anymore. I am a bit saddened that my gf says she has never had an orgasm. And I don’t think anyone in particular is to blame here.

2 I think

We tried to repair our washing machine but the fuckers designed it in such a way that the drum and bearing or something of the sort are inseparabale and thus you cannot just replace rhe bearing which was fucked in ours but you have to get the whole assembly. So instead of a probably 50-100€ worth of parts the repair would be in the 200-300€ range and at that point it made no sense spending that much money on a 6 year old machine.

I think it was meant as in ‘we need to build them hives and stuff’ who knows. Definitely don’t need much help, those guys

I can do it with my nostrils

Surely not

I’ve been sending daily bunnies to my gf for a while nowm she really likes it

If 90% voted leave then sure. Bit yeah we all know it was a sham

Yeah I really don’t know how that close of a result justified actually leaving.

That was great britain. Fuckers don’t even wanna be european it seems. Their little island location sure has rotted their brains into thinking they’re something special.

I read that as you signing up for the thighs

Will other countries finally stop supporting israel now that they are fucking with christians as well?

Who are we kidding they will just send them more bombs and shit and tell them to bomb the brown chrisitans as well.

Surprising absolutely nobody

Damn. Bougie

SCP stands for hot horny posters

Are you suggesting violet08 is an SCP??

Yet again the OP is identifiable without even checking.