WIZARD POPE💫
The most magical pope of them all.
I can have you banned from all libraries and arcane magic centers if I catch you using forbidden magicks.
Happy magicking!
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Yeah lemmy shitpost not lemmy postshit
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Quite. Makes less mess as well. I now even do it at uni since the bathrooms are clean (people clearly have manners)
Takes a second and one piece. I usually only do it at home since I sit down. If I am out I usually use the urinals and of course you don’t wipe there.
Drink more water. I noticed it’s less severe if your piss is more hydrated and you also wipe your penis when going to take a leak.
Does it though? Most of mine comes from ball sweat marinading the whole thing for hours on end during the day.
WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•Australians could soon live and work in EU freely, with the same rules applying for EU citizens in Australia, as part of long-awaited trade dealEnglish
31·3 days agoAbsolutely deserved though.
Rather sit at the gate for an hour than wait and stand in line for an hour to get through security
Wow. If I had 32 GB of DDR2 I would probably sell it. If it was in like 2 GB aticks I get it but 8 or 16GB ones would have sold well I believe.
WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•We all took foreign languages in school and none of us can actually speak those languages
2·8 days agoYeah same. 6 cases, 3 genders and also dual form because why not.
WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Ice fishing today for what will probably be the last time this centuryEnglish
14·8 days agoWe had -13 a couple days and yet our lake has not frozen in about 15 years. Used to freeze every year. People used it as a shortcut for hauling lumber for gods sake.
Climate change is real.
Why are you expecting your kids to be your caretakers?
I am not. I just see how much better my grandparents lives are with their kids and grandkids that they get to see often.
And what if they move to another country for work? You’re still growing old alone.
Not as alone as if I never had any family. I also have 2 brothers so they might have kids and worse case scenario they remember I exist.
I dunno. Things might change. I also don’t wanna grow old alone.
I think I can live with using condoms to be completely honest. I do intend to get a vasectomy after I either have kids or decide that I don’t want them.
WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Do you have to deal with this during your morning commute?
4·9 days agoIs it though? I am not saying they are not allowed to use them or anything. I just wonder why they use them when everyone else does as well. I have taken buses outside those times and not many retirees or old people take them. If I had the whole day I would probably not take the most crowded bus and take the one that is almost empty.
My guy I am 23. I kinda want kids at a later date.




Better to piss in the sink than sink in the piss