I always thought birch beer kind of tasted like root beer plus cream soda, so you should try that sometime I bet you’d like it

Gotta isolate the bad press to the obvious turd even though I bet they all have a similar system with similar flaws

In the 90s people started suggesting eating veggies occasionally and the American populace reacted predictably, i.e. as if someone were threatening to literally emasculate them.

Kind of like the modern anti-vax/anti-mask freaks.

Why is it never drugs??

“Beyond the Wild Wood comes the Wild World,” said the Rat. "And that’s something that doesn’t matter, not a rat’s ass, if you pardon the pun. I’ve never been there, and I’m never going, nor you either, if you’ve got any sense in your thick fuckin skull.

On my tits…whaaaat?

Then why do you also need this piece of paper that doesn’t even seem to function as a ticket?

I’ll save you a trip: proximity does not illuminate it in the slightest.

The house needs to balloon massively anyway. The numbers are way under where they have been historically for representatives per capita.

It’s like people don’t pay attention on purpose I swear

Is anyone with a pulse still on reedit? All I ever see there are AIO/AITA/best of creative writing exercises that reek of ChatGPT

I’m gunna fuck so many sakes

Yeah early tech was rad as hell.

I mean yes and it also seems like people voting for specific economic outcomes without the foggiest idea of any of the consequences is the new normal. I don’t know if it’s the garbage media ecosystem, the garbage education system or the garbage economic system that let’s some people put their fingers on the scale but something’s fucked. Probably all of the above.

Because I don’t want to watch Marcus Zucitus run the lupercalia

Nah Elon is dimestore Crassus because he’s richer. Marky mark is Lepidus because of his horse face.

Shoep

I had no idea you could just kill people and lie about it until I played amogus

Then congratulations you now work at subway

You haven’t thought about the smell, you bitch!