Yeah, the hurts-to-get-out-of-bed is real.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

There are other sites than PornHub, ya know.

Russia wants to keep a rainy day fund in the event of Western intervention.

That’s what the nukes are for. The ones that still work, anyway.

… and he folded faster than superman on laundry day.

There’s twelve seconds of my life I’ll never get back.

I mean, five dollars is five dollars.

gas-as-a-subscription service. For $300 a month you can get gas at select service stations at no cost to you. Terms and conditions apply.

my body is ready.

Whatever is happening off-screen has shaken this little kitty to its core.

The fuzz is literally all over him.

Authorities of the Hong Kong Zoological and Botanical Gardens are now keeping a close watch on a monkey which is displaying unusual movement and appetite.

That 10th monkey is looking mighty sus.

Well, my second thought was, “that’s pretty short-sighted if you’re gonna Zionist all over the destroyed area… why would you introduce a carcinogen when…” and by then it clicked. The zionists don’t want carcinogens either, but explosively spreading existing asbestos is the price they’re willing to pay for genocide.

I admit, first time I read that headline I was like, “WHAT? Israel adding Asbestos to their bombs now? How sinister. What’s next - radon?” It took a minute to get up to speed.

“Oooowo miiister Lloooooid. I forgot my pro-trac-tor! I’ve been very naughty today.”

Congrats Grammaw! Keep on keepin’ on, you beautiful thing you!

[security contractors joined by officers hailing from across the federal government] converged for a mission dubbed “Operation Diligent Valor,” authorized under Executive Order 13933, purportedly to apprehend “anarchists and left-wing extremists” who’d been driven by Floyd’s murder to target U.S. monuments commemorating slave owners and Confederate traitors — dangerous individuals, Trump said, advancing a “fringe ideology” painting the U.S. government as “fundamentally unjust.”

Irony is dead.

• from dev’s notes about the third year - 2023 - The grind*

I haven’t reached 1M SPM yet, but I might get there before we release :).

Factories be growin’!!

sounds like EU really dodged that bullet. Good on them.

I, too, have the game system set up on the bedroom TV because it physically hurts to get out of bed in the morning.