Superman on laundry day

Yeah, the hurts-to-get-out-of-bed is real.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

There are other sites than PornHub, ya know.

Russia wants to keep a rainy day fund in the event of Western intervention.

That’s what the nukes are for. The ones that still work, anyway.

… and he folded faster than superman on laundry day.

There’s twelve seconds of my life I’ll never get back.

I mean, five dollars is five dollars.

gas-as-a-subscription service. For $300 a month you can get gas at select service stations at no cost to you. Terms and conditions apply.

my body is ready.

Whatever is happening off-screen has shaken this little kitty to its core.

The fuzz is literally all over him.

Authorities of the Hong Kong Zoological and Botanical Gardens are now keeping a close watch on a monkey which is displaying unusual movement and appetite.

That 10th monkey is looking mighty sus.

Well, my second thought was, “that’s pretty short-sighted if you’re gonna Zionist all over the destroyed area… why would you introduce a carcinogen when…” and by then it clicked. The zionists don’t want carcinogens either, but explosively spreading existing asbestos is the price they’re willing to pay for genocide.

I admit, first time I read that headline I was like, “WHAT? Israel adding Asbestos to their bombs now? How sinister. What’s next - radon?” It took a minute to get up to speed.

“Oooowo miiister Lloooooid. I forgot my pro-trac-tor! I’ve been very naughty today.”

Congrats Grammaw! Keep on keepin’ on, you beautiful thing you!

[security contractors joined by officers hailing from across the federal government] converged for a mission dubbed “Operation Diligent Valor,” authorized under Executive Order 13933, purportedly to apprehend “anarchists and left-wing extremists” who’d been driven by Floyd’s murder to target U.S. monuments commemorating slave owners and Confederate traitors — dangerous individuals, Trump said, advancing a “fringe ideology” painting the U.S. government as “fundamentally unjust.”

Irony is dead.

• from dev’s notes about the third year - 2023 - The grind*

I haven’t reached 1M SPM yet, but I might get there before we release :).

Factories be growin’!!

sounds like EU really dodged that bullet. Good on them.