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No. And in this case it was probably an accountant or other operations worker in the company’s treasury management department. Almost certainly not a finance bro.

Hand sanitizer and a small bar towel for if anything needs a light cleaning.

This is what we do at work.

I prefer to spin the wheel of destiny.

Tune the radio to NPR and hope Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me is on.

Lego Batman. If you haven’t seen it, go; go now.

For whatever it’s worth I don’t see anything Meta or Facebook related on my Pixel 4 running Android 13.

Dude, she told you all her kids were crabs. This is on you.

Incorrect. With those ears it’s obviously a teenager; you should feed it adderall and put it in the shower.

The internet often makes me wish I was funny enough to think of an analogy that involves babies and cannons. This is another example.

Doing pretty well at just 27. I don’t feel anything until the mobile Chrome tab button is a smiley face.

I’ve always used the version “Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good.” Didn’t know there were so many ways to say it!

That’s the dream right there.

There’s something interesting in here about the persistence of legacy systems that I can’t quite put my finger on. Rest assured I will be consumed by the thought for the remainder of the day.

On Kbin I search for this: @trendingcommunities @ feddit.nl (no spaces)

And subscribe to the community/magazine in the search results.

For you it’s probably available at: Lemmy.world/c/trendingcommunities

In dad-a-tables

Ok cool but why wouldn’t a Jedi tell me that? Pretty sus.

Did I write this? Hello me.

Drink of choice? Water. Preferably from a hose or dirty puddle, in that order.

My guess is to get better pricing at their bank for the ACH they’re probably already using and reduce the CC network fees they’re paying. Just a guess though.