In my language it’s known as “key incontinence”, from the sudden incontinence experienced when turning the key when you get home.
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“Embezzlement” - my favourite word, phonetically speaking.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Google: 'Your $1000 phone needs our permission to install apps now'". Android users are screwed - Louis RossmannEnglish
04·5 months agoProbably own a privacy-invasive phone and use it as little as possible.
Not specific enough, please add more details.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Think about what today is considered next level vs what it used to beEnglish
5·6 months agoSweet man, that setup right there is next level!
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Getting 'laid off' probably sounds pretty sexy to someone who doesn't know what it actually meansEnglish
3·6 months agoJust wait until you try a long layover.
There’s never been a time where a sane person would use a Windows server for example
I dunno if it was sane, but my employer has been deploying Windows servers in industrial environments where the “operator” are technicians (non-IT) without access to remote support. With a Windows interface at least they are usually able to navigate the system and troubleshoot when needed without Linux experience (which they never have).
I think with the current zeitgeist we’re in for a Battle Pope this time.
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World News@lemmy.world•Papua New Guinea shuts down Facebook in test to stop 'pornography, misinformation, hate speechEnglish
11·10 months agoWell, the Facebook algorithm has noticed that I stop scrolling when I see big ole tiddies, so my feed has been very… suggestive lately. Not that I’m complaining.
It’s a shame that, when Norwegians changed their counting system, the suggestion of using “to-ti” didn’t catch on for 20. It would be analogous to saying “twoty” in English.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Developer convicted for “kill switch” code activated upon his terminationEnglish
3·10 months agoM’lady
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World News@lemmy.world•Majority of western Europeans think Trump is threat to peace, survey findsEnglish
31·11 months agoalways
Even in July 1914? Interesting take.
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Technology@lemmy.world•‘If 1.5m Germans have them there must be something in it’: how balcony solar is taking offEnglish
4·11 months agoNice numbers <3
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The key is to match the 4/10 pain with a 8/10 highEnglish
8·1 year agoOccupational Lung Disease? Onerous Life Disorder?
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Romance scammers are now in the fediverseEnglish
4·1 year agoMaybe she didn’t want to though.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I'll consider it if I get a break from those currently receiving my depositsEnglish
51·1 year agoI knew it was a mistake to shave today.
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You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK there's a tool to check US non-profit compensationEnglish
43·1 year agoObligatory reminder that not only US has an IRS; the tax collection agency in Ghana is also called IRS.
If I squint my eyes I still kinda see it, nice!
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•The roof or your mouth should really be called the ceiling of your mouthEnglish
3·1 year agoHe sounds like a decent human being.

Never ruin a good story with facts