Albo: I keep getting texts from random numbers, all saying the same thing… It just says, Cunt.

dOn’T tAlK uNlEsS yOu CaN iMpRoVe ThE sIlEnCe

Do you have more melanin or do you have frostbite?

Jokes on them, I don’t have any mates!

The only difference between a good store manager and a bad one is how much physical labour they do. They more they help out with the actual money making side of the job, the better the job.

My store manager spends most of his day sitting in his office, he’s never once worked my department to help us, he’s the reason I stepped up to manage my department, I know more than him, so I’m just gonna do it my way and tell him to fuck off, what’s he gonna do? Fire me for making the store more money?

You run places with a skeleton crew and wonder why people are burnt out, where I work at we have people doing like 3 jobs at once and we’re a retail store, sometimes I get home and I’m too dead to die.

Lol you mean again don’t ya?

Nah, I’m good.

Yeah, I think of them as independent contractor pest control, they come and go as they please and as long as they don’t interfere with my day to day, we’re all good.

They do good work and don’t complain.

Nah, I think they get off on playing guitar while skating a half pipe.

Fascist sympathizers.

That looks like a giant…

Look they’re rebuilding a hospital Hezbollah bunker - Israel next month.

Close the post, we got an answer.

That’s what we wanna see!

Yeah, but this is for real cats…

There are some social media managers that deserve to be recognised for their work.

Mouth: babygo

And you can stab anyone that tries to steal your food.

Nah, that’s a waste of resources, throw them into a volcano like we used to.