finitebanjo

It’s because it’s analogous to how people talk about pets, and it’s also very condescending and I wanted the readers to know it was lighthearted. /Rhetorical Question, Farley

Mine doesn’t do that, are you sure you’re feeding it enough and making sure it gets proper rest and exercise? Bodies aren’t toys, you know, they require a lot of care and responsibility. /joke

No thanks to Israel for bombing the shit out of them.

“awaits release of hostages” is innacurate at best and a lie at worst.

It’s a trade of hostages.

But, ironically, China is doing reciprocal tariffs, and banning certain imports and exports outright, meaning they’re both pissing on themselves.

I’m sorry to hear you’re struggling with your disability.

Unnamed Chinese official claims China will not be intimidated by Trump tariff threats.

Stand Firm is a pretty positive connotation for two despots in a pissing match.

NSFW = Not Safe For Work

which also applies to human and animal corpses with recognizable features.

I feel like you should mark stuff like this as NSFW. Not just because it’s a dog but because it’s still got all of its features: face, tail, etc.

If you invented a new three headed hammer which is in every way worse than a hammer then you’ve invented a thing with zero use case, idiot.

At least the old tools lacking nuance didn’t lie and gaslight you 1 out of 5 uses.

In which case it is vastly inferior and magnitudes more costly than a local algorithm and dictionary, like the ones we had long before the GPT.

The only confusing thing about this little interaction is why people like you exist who think chatgpt has any level of competence or a single viable use case. It’s a fucking trash bot and you’re a slopper, the correct response isn’t to get frustrated it’s to realize you were wrong to trust it. Move on.

Imagine if they announce “Donald…” drumroll “Duck!” and a little RC car rolls up to place the prize on and a big screen shows an animated Donald Duck receiving it overlayed over the RC. Trump would probably have a senile moment just staring and not understanding, lmfao.

I’ve seen some people say Obama should get yet another prize this year just to fuck with Trump and I’m in full agreement.

TBH I don’t really think Hefr looks much like a cow, either.

It’s kind of wild to think “expanding the immigration courts resources to give immigrants longer and fairer trials” is one of my policy stances and then I see Trump pull this fucking wacko Bizarro version of it.

King Vegeta: “Chad as in the country, the organization or the person?”

Nappa: “Yes.”

Ummm, actually, that’s a wallaby.

In the past, attempts to rehabilitate whales have taken decades and resulted in failure. The whales have simply become wholly dependent on humans to feed them and give them company.

TBH, though, most of them kept in captivity end in suicides as the reverberations from their small enclosures are like living in a room where the alarms blare 24/7 so the euthanization might actually be a gift to them.

So it comes down to putting them in the wild to die slowly or kill them outright. If I had to choose I guess I’d want them released, but I’m not really in either camp. I also really don’t like the idea of continuing their suffering in captivity.