This is too fucking accurate and I’m both pleased and upset simultaneously. Thank you.

May he be tried by a jury of his peers

And walk away a free man, who has committed no crime, only provided the justice that society fails to offer

Agreed, most of us are idiots who don’t want to create change if it means even the tiniest amount of momentary inconvenience.

By “resistance” you mean “rich people and their money, along with the laws that have kept them rich”

Every time I see it i die a little inside

Shit on mine, too

Yeah despite being a clown, he had morals in there

Keep business and family separate.

Nineteen dickety two

Dammit

Aw bummer geez

This guy needs more bootstraps!

/s

I dig the healthy discussion and desire to actually have conversations.

Dickheads drive dodge

I got my first job at 15 answering this question. I sold cordless (not cellular, cordless) phones at Sears

The “easy” answer to this question is to pick up the pen, then ask the interviewer if they can write something down. They’ll look for a pen, which you’re holding. You smile, and say, “if you’d like, I have something to assist with that request…” and trail off a bit. Some people will laugh at this joke and it’s enough for them to pass the test. Personally, I’m not a fan of this method.

My 15 year old self hadn’t heard this question before, so I just picked the pen up and started listing the wonderful qualities of this pen, and how quickly your life would be enhanced if you had it. “It has the deepest of royal blue hues, with a rich writing sensation and smooth flow on the paper. The grip allows for ultimate comfort, so the pen is usable all day long without any soreness in the fingers or hand. It’s so well shaped and ergonomical, you can barely feel it in your hand. And with the above-industry-standard sized ink chamber, you’ll be able to use this pen far longer than the competition. This pen has both the value and form that the modern consumer has come to expect in their premium pen buying experience.”

And so forth. Basically, do sales stuff

Wahhhh

Yeah I know it’s not perfect mr buzzkill, trying to have some fun in here!

You sound like a mutant. Welcome

Approved

Square home is also brilliant, been using it for a while now and it is BEAUTIFUL with so many customizations. I literally have zero asks, perfect

Looks like Metro is pretty similar. It has a really slick feel, I like what you did with it!