I will never be able to own a home because the cost of a down payment goes up with the market, while my saved money’s value stays constant (goes down with inflation). It is literally impossible for me to save it fast enough, even if I saved $1000, which is half of what I pay in rent, per month.

My 2015 Mazda 3 is rootable. Then Mazda made them unrootable with an update, and then the leet hackers started physically opening them up and rooting them with UART.

1996 model year.

You may be right, but at the same time, you getting an inheritance makes it a lot easier for your kids to get one too some day.

The penis is flaccid.

Don’t generalize.

False.

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That’s how Camachos are made.

Nah, you rehabilitated him.

Come on now, Camacho was actually a great leader. He made the smart guy an advisor, stood back, and just let him work.

The PS3 geohot thing.

No, not voltage, current.

My grandpa ran over a woman who walked into the street late at night. There was no way for him to have avoided it. He did not get in trouble. This was in California.

I used to get hella annoyed that my mom would be online all afternoon so I would pick up the phone and blow into it for a few seconds until I heard AOL man say “Goodbye.”

I’ve seen signs like that on the bridge from Virginia to Maryland. It makes sense though, it can be very dangerous with a large speed differential on that particular bridge. It’s kind of a scary bridge. My ex-wife refused to drive on it.

As an EndeavourOS user, this pleases me greatly.

Wear one then. Fuck all the haters.

Of course!

Unless something glitches out and you end up being born on December 31, 1969.