Who let their senile grandpa out of the nursing home?

5/7 ragebait

“No your honor, I was drunk when bought those bitcoins at the peak so I couldn’t legally enter an agreement, I want a refund”

Sure that’ll work

What??? That’s the craziest shit I’ve heard today, that would mean any country with universal healthcare would be incentivized to kill their citizens as soon as possible because it saves money.

Judging by life expectancy, this is not the case.

In Dutch it’s also ingenieur, I wonder where we got that from

Yep, but only the Dutch word is protected so we just use English titles everywhere

I hope mental healthcare, but on the receiving end

Private equity swooped in and started the enshittification process as quickly as possible.

This is why I stopped shitposting, too many sweats

In the Netherlands we used to have this, but the rules changed: unsolicited commercial calls are completely prohibited (so you don’t need to register and the registry has been shut down since 2021)

https://www.rijksoverheid.nl/onderwerpen/bescherming-van-consumenten/vraag-en-antwoord/ongewenste-telefoontjes-van-bedrijven-en-goede-doelen

No that’s only for when poor people do it

Same, I loved building my own PC but I also have a Mac mini because Macs just ✨fucking work✨ always

This but non-sarcastically. I have a Mac mini and I don’t think I’ve ever touched the power button (except after plugging in of course, but then you’re already fiddling)

That cilinder Mac Pro was a fever dream but I still love the design

They’ll call it a “fair use policy” and the exact limits are secret

brother I don’t think you read the post at all

This really should be the unofficial name of places like lemmy and reddit

Java js

That’s an unfortunate typo

You’re either 11 years old, trolling or highly regarded (or all of the above)

15 engineers for managing infrastructure?? Are they setting up servers by hand?