More like … “Boomers decide to watch and accelerate the burning of the world because they’re going to die soon anyway”

The mask is actually a nasal cannula so that he can avoid the stench of guano on his suit, his cape, his car, his bike, his plane, his mansion… everything.

GWNO … (pronounced Guano)

Greater
Wayne
Nitrogen
Organics

Batman arrives at the crime scene with drippings of wet grey guano running down the left side of his chest

Joker: … HAHAHAHA … what’s that Batman … you’re little friends show you a bit of love?

Batman mumbles: … hughhg? … (looks down at his suit) … ALFRED!!!

We’re heading backwards in regulations and we might as well apply tactics from a hundred years ago … don’t be the first in line to try a new eatery, let everyone test it first and wait a month to see what happens.

That’s why they haven’t arrived here yet … they’re being held up by visiting every idiot planet that says they’re crabs but they’re not

Whoever you are … this could be either hilarious, sexy or disturbing … or maybe all of the above.

Problem is that yes they will probably do that and get away with it and a bunch of kids get to have a bunch of fun … learn very little other than how to cheat and get by and they get a passing grade and go through school learning nothing.

Unsympathetic

If the people you talk to can’t / won’t or don’t acknowledge your existence or your experience, then they are just simply unsympathetic and have little or no empathy for others.

The old rule of don’t put your dick in crazy

So wait … what happened to Premlak when the dispenser stops dispensing any paper?

Don’t feel bad … I drove down the road once in my old truck and started feeling a terrible shaking … I drove for a while hoping it would go away but it got worse. I finally pulled over and had a look at front passenger side tire … a bulge was sticking out of it like a giant bruise and once the tire stopped moving, the bulge grew ten sizes and as soon as I realized what it was, I turned away and the thing exploded!

Always check your tires.

Looks back at the mountain of dead equipment that was used, tested, built, redesigned, failed or didn’t function in order to get to this point

Cover your face with a towel and just show your eyes to sneak a peek … give a quick glance and wink

I think that’s more than Seven Seagulls

At least he’s persistent

Show them up next time and shout … “I LOVE YOU!” … bet you it will surprise them, they won’t see it coming.

Sneak a peek and tell them I said hi.

Smiling is always good, especially at the start of the day when you first get up. If you don’t see any smiles all day, at least you’ll see one in the mirror.

You can pass along my greetings … and give em a wink too ;)