I hope it’s from explosive diarrhea and in public, and he’s aware of it every minute, and confused and embarrassed. That’s the important bit, that he goes confused. I want the last spark of chemistry in that shitheels’ brain to be devoted to the utterly failed grasping of his situation.

Haha man this is why I keep taking longer and longer breaks from gaming. Other hobbies are far more fun now than whatever this (gestures vaguely) is.

Maybe, but this is why I already bought an EV in 2020. By the time the battery has degraded, I hope to be able to replace them with cheaper, higher capacity upgrades.

I heard if you ingest huge quantities of bananine, you will see the golden path humanity must walk, but will be condemned to life as a half banana, half human monstrosity.

Pass me some apostate-o chips while I log in then!

Awesome. Your next step should be: getting appointed to the hooded and robed “council that decides the intrinsic worth of every human endeavor and inculcates this via subliminal carrier wave to the whole species”.

Make that “maybe” come true kiddo!

Or, alternatively, one might opt to look at the world around them whilst they are using public transportation, instead of solipsistic immersion into a screen.

I was led to understand that “terminally online” was an undesirable state to exist in.

It should also be a strong strong signal to stop listening to the apes that are hoarding all the bananas, and instead, eat that banana-hoarding abhorrence.

So, a Splinternet?

Give that bowling pin legs and flamboyance.

Weird how right wing content and popularity has an inverse square power law. Sooooo weird.

Something something lie down with dogs get, up with fleas something something.

Yep. Unfortunately, the US is currently doing a Cecil Kelly and the right is a vat of plutonium slurry just shy of a criticality.

There will come soft rains and the smell of the ground, And swallows circling with their shimmering sound; And frogs in the pools singing at night, And wild plum trees in tremulous white; Robins will wear their feathery fire, Whistling their whims on a low fence-wire; And not one will know of the war, not one will care at last when it is done. Not one would mind, neither bird nor tree, If mankind perished utterly; And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn Would scarcely know that we were gone.

Bwahaha. Just take the L, Chief.

Or don’t… 🍿🍿🍿🍿

Time to invent The Shopping Mask.

No. It absolutely does matter what Belarus does. What the hell is wrong with you?

Good point. That would suck for windows users, and it’s really user-hostile behavior by MS.

As it’s based on chromium, I’d call what it has a handicap and just keep on using Firefox.

Narcissus DeGrasse Tyson?