I’m jelly of Americans, who will never have to deal with that bullshit. Nope, not at all!

Same. First distro that was actually painless 10 years ago, and I haven’t looked back.

Hell, I could go for that. Sitting on the tailgate, eating my can of pasta, watching the water flow by, no reports to finish, no quotas I need to meet.

It’s a different type of flying

And, every Boeing ever has landed. Some in suboptimal approaches.

Aight imma head to my crib finna pop some caps yall

I can’t rally the ring, Mr. Frodo…but I can rally you!

Vegas now have triple 0 roulette tables

Stupid inflation!

Hopefully. I fear the day I plug in a new monitor and the damn thing pops up a “Please enter your wifi username and password to use this monitor”

It was busy uploading a sock.

Well, that’s a brand new sentence.

Funko pops are the herpes of civilization.

And Mint is a good starting point. I’ve had 4/4 Just Works™ installs so far.

You don’t even get to control your own image of yourself.

Somewhere in the Reichstag: “Mein gott! A gartenlicht ist kaput somewhere! Hans! Schnellschnellschnell!!!”

Yup, and chirping their morning call.

“PiTtEr PaTtEr LeT’s GeT aTtEr!!1”

I hear you. I’m an insufferable morning person, but my son goes harder and is almost always up before sunrise.

That’s one whisper you shouldn’t be careless with.

Was this down by the bay?

But then you lose your fReEdOm, and are beholden to another driver’s whims! Creep to the left or right side of the lane in your traffic jam? Forget it! All you can do is read, or play a game, or gaze forlornly at the liberated masterminds as you zip past in your socialist train!