Who the fuck downvotes this?

Only applies to the presidency. In the case of succession, he’d get skipped. Assuming we still care about the Constitution by then.

Maxim 6: If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.

Pooped the onion? Honestly, I’ve only ever seen these kinds of stories as notTheOnion.

Down bad, but more.

I’ve told people before, as a non-smoker, that smoking would be the ultimate social activity if it weren’t for all the cancer and assorted negative health outcomes. You’ve got an idle habit that many people also engage in. It requires that people come closer together to share the disposal resources. It then requires that you hold still and fidget with a small stick for several minutes every time you do it. And nothing else. It’s hard to beat a set of conditions to get people to idly interact with each other that’s better than that.

But, you know, cancer…

Oooooohhh. Yeah that makes sense.

Field hockey

I’d be shocked if that was possible. Though I wouldn’t hate being able to do crafting/gathering from my phone.

That and The Onion could never outperform info wars in terms of absurdity… Still…

May want to give that four years or so. It’s just going to be predictable, depressing slog with no avenue to affect change between here and there

I appreciate that they clarified that “bad” employees aren’t always bad. I very firmly fit into the fourth category listed (avoids looking for jobs because it’s the worst) and would definitely get trapped pretty easily.

It does. I was looking something up and ran face first into a redacted account that once had the answer I needed. I was very conflicted about it.

Jasmine rice. Makes a huge difference if you like white rice. Tastes like from a restaurant and pleasantly sticky.

But can you tell me anything?

Yes… but how?

They shouldn’t be plotted that way technically. The big 5 are independent traits so they should essentially be sliders, not linked like that.

That said, it’s way easier to see the points when you do that. Easy to miss when colors swap, for example, without the lines when you’ve been looking at this stuff for a few hours.

I’ve no significant opinion of India beyond anti-Modi, and that’s a product of John Oliver. Most of my engineering team are Indian and some I like, some I tolerate. And a fear of Indian traffic by reputation alone.

But you could swap “American” with “Indian” in that first paragraph, change nothing else, and it be largely (if not entirely) accurate.

Fair enough. A lesson in “not every bad take is Russian”.

Shocking. What’s the over/under on that person being a Russian troll?