Nobody will

Money for developers and grifters?

I mean we also don’t want all the Chad super strong genetic freak deer running around. So maybe that’s ok?

Same journey for me. Digg > Reddit > Lemmy. I do need leave .world though.

I find just buying the Apple product is usually worth it as it lasts longer and performs better. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This feels like a chain email from 2002.

Definitely “for me” and definitely not money for a company that wants to shift liability to their customers and maximize their profits…

They definitely WILL NOT claim the reason that family of four plowed into that semi on the interstate was because your internet connection wasn’t up to their standards and failed to install the latest update, which is a clear breach of the TOS and therefore making you 100% liable.

Definitely not that…

Read the first sentence and gave up sorry. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No we did not

Oh well, we tried… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m imagining the third place celebration meme.

I want to wad my phones up.

That juicy data is going to get bought up by the health insurance industry. I would be surprised if they aren’t part of the push to force them to sell the data.

You missed the step between Get big and Get Greedy. They hire MBAs from other defunct companies.

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I suspect it wasn’t an actual human. Probably a doll. Not used to Danish customs though. So ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Months

FTFY

They should start selling $30k bottles of booze.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ oh well we tried….

GTFOH

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