That’s damn bad timing. Wishing you luck for the next one.

It comforts me to know I can buy a key for my TSA-Approved lock if I forget the combination.

His Three Daughters. In the theater. Time and money well spent.

Legend

I assure you the spiders would still be the most of my problems.

Great pic. Thank you for not colorizing it.

This is a question of culture, not language.

Oh good, I’ve heard that a varied diet is the key to health.

Edit: I meant to comment this here but it works on this post just as well.

Anxious cats all the way down

I’d like Tarantino’s take on Suffragette. Same cast.

I call it “box attack”

“Mandatory”

I assumed it was Georgia the country because I have trouble imagining a transgender model continuing to identify with Georgia the state into adulthood.

Open the blackout curtains so the bedroom isn’t dark all day. They’re only closed while I sleep (or try to sleep, they typed whilst lying in bed in front of closed blackout curtains).

This makes sense to me. Suicidal ideation has been one of my PMS symptoms since I first started getting my period, and I’m not actually suicidal.

Fucking soulless vultures. I’m sorry for your loss.

In America that’s barely even news

Shortened from Canada geese

Meme as performance art, love it