Neither is reality apparently.

Yeah, and history shows that “structural relief” is going to be a small fine.

Oooh. Someone’s getting a 0.001% fine to continue business as usual. Juicy.

Done, how much we going in for?

They’ll just shut down the schools

The first half hour shouldn’t be free either.

Lose Elon, Gain Respect.

He’ll close Tesla completely before he allows this. So win win

Vulture Capitalism, the C level and board are somehow sucking all the money out of the company before they bounce.

Am I out of touch?

No surely one more pizza party will turn this around.

My solar panels beg to differ.

Bye Felicia

Do people think that having 4 criminal cases pending against you is meaningless? Like… This is accurate and prosecutions are moving forward. The fuck do you want? That’s how it works.

Working as intended.

No, they get it. It’s just not funny.

In this thread: people this meme is about.

My state will give you one for free… Fairly sure you’ll have a similar opportunity if you look.

They’re probably mostly dead and someone is still collecting their checks.

Nonsense. Small sample size studies are legitimate, there is just an increased margin of error when generalizing to the population. They can absolutely still be significant.

I’m a little mildly infuriated that the picture of the thing I’m supposed to be reading is so small and sideways.