There are cheap, easily removable and attachable bidets you can get and install on any toilet. Takes literally 15 minutes and a crescent wrench, if it doesn’t come with a little tool.

“I reject your reality, and substitute my own.”

I fuck with the ese on the ground, flipping the camera off with painted black nails

Ca-Ca-Carrot Cake 😠

A pirate, but an honest pirate ye remain.

Of course there’s a difference, one is a place where the mentally unwell go to get what they need before moving on in life, while the other is being defunded by the former.

I’m not sure what else you’d use a rope for here.

My guess is it’s a tow line for something. Notice how the rope is taught (would not be the case if it were an anchor, he’d have to ditch the anchor and use a new one if that were the case)

Though again it would be weird to have whatever you’re “towing” that far below you, considering the longer the rope, the stronger the pendulum when wind starts to blow your gear around…

smoking weed is supposed to be an experience

I mean if you just started smoking yeah. When you’ve been smoking for 10+ years not every session needs to be life changing. I’ll roll up a nice joint or pack a solid bowl for fun times when I want the “experience” but for normal getting high purposes the pen stays by my side

Tell her “sorry, I’m only into girls, and girls don’t poop” then block her

I like how it’s:

If you love America and are pissed about … please contact me.

… and not, “if you’re a good bassist looking for a band”. Tells you all you need to know about the quality of music they’re gonna put out.

My POV while reading this post (I have not gone swimming today)

Yup, I know your feel. The most recent example I can think of that has a good blend is the Halo series (at least on normal or hard). You can jump around to try to avoid getting shot, run to a different area, sometimes find different guns laying around to help certain situations. I had a good time replaying the original when it came to PC.

But who was phone?

A succulent Chinese meal

I noticed that Walmart has started using the cheap shitty ones again. Haven’t looked to see if they claim to be reusable but they’re hardly durable enough for the first go.

My guess would be that you could control things like playlist, shuffle, etc. Like a smartwatch interface but only for music.

I think the purpose of it would be to control the device the headphones are connected to, rather than be the source of the media

Yeah, I was gonna make the joke, but got lazy.

It works under every definition of it, really.

Fun fact: the word “factoid” means a false bit of information that is being passed as fact. It doesn’t mean “a small interesting tidbit of information”.

Though I suppose the official definition will be changed since the proper one is seemingly dead

Quick edit: looks like it may have already been altered.

Because when you’re the one who “came up” with it, it’s usually a pretty sweet ride, provided you can weather the revolutions and stuff.