It’s a pretty wide range, I’m included at 27 and I’ve got a couple friends younger than I am who’d probably get it too.

This can happen when the apple gains too much weight too rapidly, ie pregnancy or body building.

These dogs really are that long though. I saw one for the first time in real life a couple months ago, it was chasing its tail around a building.

I don’t believe you

2013 tweet

2020 album artwork

Even with such a detailed instructional video, I don’t think I’ll ever be able to pull off the effortless swagger demonstrated in that first half turn. Marvelous.

I remember the way the victim crocodile just kinda sits there like, “huh. Guess I’m missing a foot now”

I’ve got no idea what this is supposed to say or mean 🤷🏾‍♂️

I sent an email. We’ll see what happens.

Edit: I received the following response:

This has been a social experiment by Oxford University, thanks for participating. Your data has been logged.

Immediately after opening the email, I received the following text message:

Hello, how have you been?

0/10, would not recommend.

Yeah Mrx. White! YEAH SCIENCE!

Find daylight

If I had to put it in words, I’d say that it’s an example of absurdist humor by taking the common act of “one-up’ing” to an unexpected extreme degree.

ex.: “I prefer mowers from x brand, because they give a more consistent cut height.” / “Yeah, those mowers are great and all, but I started using a ruler and scissors to cut my lawn, it really took it to the next level”

This may be enough for most cases but I prefer to hit the inside of my cartridges with a sand blaster and then soak the entire thing in hydrochloric acid, really gets it good

Chat, is this ableist?

You misunderstand.

They’re really, really big, and they just look smaller as they stack because they’re getting so far away.

Play some Guitar Hero

Got any spare bedrooms?

I think…

Do us both a favor, don’t look it up. Let’s hold on believin.

I miss Golden Corral and HomeTown Buffet. Those were the days.

I mean that’s fine, I don’t really care if some randoms on the internet don’t like that I bitched about something small in the “bitch about something small” community. I just think it’s funny that everyone thinks I need to “calm down” when I’m literally just shooting the shit about something I saw.

But please, your notches are still way too high.