We’ve had more than enough performance for 99% of our applications for over a decade.
But when hardware gets faster, developers get lazier and software gets slower.

My old iPhone 4 ran great on iOS 5, but after updating to iOS 7, it couldn’t even show the keyboard without stuttering.

Meh….
It was good for making development easier for indie developers, and the graphic fidelity was nice, but it didn’t really open many new gameplay possibilities.

Yeah I thought so too. You don’t have to buy your kid anything they ask for, it’s your job as a parent to set boundaries.
Unless they’re trying to make the parents think of burgers less often, so they’re less likely to buy crap for their kids.
Either way, it seems like the government is doing your parenting for you.

What’s abysmal?

People are going to have nostalgia for the the things they grew up with.
The house you grew up in, your neighbourhood, the school you went to, tv shows, games, whatever.

These things don’t replace nostalgia for interpersonal relationships and life experiences, they supplement them.

I heard he was having some issues with his health insurance. He said something about taking matters into his own hands, whatever that means.

Reddit killed third party apps and their mobile site barely functions, so I wasn’t able to use reddit on mobile without installing spyware/adware.
Lemmy was the best alternative.

Take a screenshot of the spectogram

How did they get US9772743 approved?
“Implementation of a movable control pad on a touch enabled device”

That seems really cheap compared to Australia

Tea time might’ve meant dinner

And you call Celsius centigrade, which means you’re probably not young.

To be fair, living in the woods doesn’t sound too bad.

Yep, as written in the manuscript:
“Stallman’s Sluts and Torvalds’ Thots,
shall all receive some thigh-high socks.”

Yes! It’s barely spitting outside, why are your windscreen wipers trying to break the sound barrier?

Google don’t need an app if they want to spy on you.

Unless you’ve switched to a rom without google play services, they can essentially do anything they want on your phone without you knowing.

Huh, I’m Australian and have never heard of hi-lo milk.
Full cream and light are the two most popular kinds where I am.
Also, you can’t have a milk discussion in Australia without mentioning extra dollop

I keep my fork in my left hand after cutting

Straya.
To be fair I haven’t gone around asking people if they dislike peanut butter, it’s just sort of assumed that everyone likes it (and other spreads like nutella), and I’d be surprised to hear somebody saying they didn’t like it.
We have many local brands. I don’t think I’ve tried one from the USA yet, but we probably have a few imported ones at costco.

Inside??

Says who?
I’m not american and I’ve never met somebody who isn’t allergic to peanuts who doesn’t like peanut butter.