The context is, people around the world stick these (googly eyes) onto things to make them look ‘alive’.
The glue is usually weak, so they can be removed easily, making this more of a comedic form of vandalism rather than destructive vandalism.

It has nothing to do with the horrible shit happening in the USA.

You seem a little lost, my friend

Most public companies and governments focus entirely on short term wins with zero consideration for the future.
Microslop is no different.

Better performance and new exclusives.

I’m waiting until they get cheap on the second-hand markets before even considering buying one.

All but the steamdeck, because there’s no console exclusives any more and the switch can be emulated?

Don’t forget the xbox one s and xbox one x, which were after the xbox one (the third xbox, not the first xbox), but before the xbox series s and xbox series x.

The poo particles fly out of the bowl, into the hallway, curve into the bathroom, and then land on your toothbrush?

There’s eiher some crazy wind paths in your home, or some idiot put your toilet in the bathroom.

Have you tried speaking like a horrible violent person who hates their spouse?

It might really bring some change.

The obvious solution is to move to a country where toilets aren’t put in the bathroom.

Heretic!

No no no you see, they’re using rust, which is a ‘safe’ language. That means it’s not possible to have security issues…

In theory.
But there’s no doubt all their tests will also be shat out from an LLM.

No thanks. Any software that has AI integration as one of its main selling points is shitware imo.

If you’re too childish to have a conversation, you could at least make your note clear.

Who are you talking to?

I don’t think I know anyone who has been excited for a single microsoft product in the last ~15 years. It’s never “wow, that’s cool”, it’s “I wonder how they fucked it up this time”.

Same. Though I did love split-screen black ops zombies on the 360.

Huh, it’s almost like each issue has nuance.

He OD’d

Some companies are wealthier than most countries.