Resurrecting their commercials from the 90’s now, it would go like this:

Duuuude, you’re gettin’ a Dell.

Oh…… dang.

What advice (uplifting or real-shit depressing) would you give to someone who just turned 18?

Has your couch ever had relations with JD Vance?

Neither did I, I was just asking…

Eric Bachman. This is your mom, and you are not my baby

The way Jason’s head slides across Tarantino’s shoulder - smoooooooooth.

Mitch has done nothing but enable the incoming administration, and helped to get it in power, so he has no leg to stand on now in all of his hand waving about the polio vaccine.

If they have MXC in 8k - all in

This is definitely what it’s supposed to do (and a great feature) but unfortunately it doesn’t work that well. Have tried this many times, especially with Amazon links, and it seems to be a bit inconsistent in its effectiveness.

Have a bath? NO. GET A BIKE.

Gross - why would you put seltzer in that?

Have seen this at least one gajillion times. Almost a perfect movie.

I think the greatest ending to this story would be if an employee at that landfill found it (either by digging for it on their lunch breaks or just random chance) and was able to use it.

Damn, beat me to it. I would bet 10,500 buttcoins that at least 75% of people who see that headline immediately thought the same thing too.

I’m old and just started playing Far Cry 5 (haven’t played any of the others before). Very fun.

Crazy Taxi on the Dreamcast - any of the cars cause that game was just plain fun.

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

• Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperature Science

Take up paragliding. Highly recommend (unless you have an addictive personality, social commitments, other hobbies, etc).

Same. Ridiculous design decision and I would either leave it on its side or upside down.