I. just. PEED.

interesting. I guess I’ve only seen it from publisher settings where cpm might be the preferable model.

it’s rarely about clicks when it comes to banner ads, it’s about impressions (the ad was visible in a user’s browser). as with most advertising, it’s about keeping the user aware of a brand name or product.

while clicking on them does lead to a destination page of some kind, and it may be valuable to the advertiser for you to end up there (back on a product page for some thing you previously looked at but didn’t buy for example) the ad networks and publishers hosting the ads on their pages are mainly getting paid by impressions.

this is the way. if you really want the highest chance of all questions being answered, number them.

Squatting, shitting…what’s the third event? Scrolling on your phone? The Indolent Ironman.

Could you hallucinate something better? This place is a disaster.

yes, this is the way. none of the excess bulk, weight, and transport costs of a liquid detergent; none of the it’s-not-cum-i-swear stains of a pod.

Surely there was at least some kind of breakthrough

probably be harder to chew

no pockets

we suffer together

I’d be easy

an unexpected correlation

“aaaaaahhh, who put the pizza table upside-down?!”

A4 effort

While it’s a joke, NHS funded dental care for under 18s in the UK has historically meant a lower incidence in children of missing or filled teeth than the US.

listening

I don’t

Spray-on leggings

phlegmy bird