I printed off my own set to play with colleagues at work. Turns out none of my colleagues are nerds :(

No moon Knight?

Handy for when I take my phone in the sauna.

Ha I thought for a second your age was in the 90’s, but then I considered it more likely that you were born in the 1990’s, right?

Reminds me of the writing of David wrong / Jason pargin who wrote the John dies at the ends series of books.

Steel toe capped crocks

I think he’s in every dj cumberbund song.

Something like this

The real dangers of drugs!

Bad motherfucker by biting elbows.
Oh wait they did, it’s Hardcore Henry

Try a tab of lsd and go for a nice walk in the woods

I get them £3.60 a tab.
Helps to buy them in bulk. I’ll buy 25 at a time and that ‘should’ last me and the wife the year.

Same, I made a more professional email address that was easier to tell people over the phone. I didn’t think at the time that my middle initials are A & T.
Now the confusion is I say my email addres is “firstname at lastname @ gmail.com”

“hmm, I should try LSD.”