that’s why Tesla hid them, so their drivers wouldn’t accidentally press them

^yes but _pages will ^render kinda _wavy i ^use a _box fan ^myself for _maximum speed

I hate Temu because the one time I tried to use it (was doing an ali order and wanted to compare), it told me I could get the item free if I downloaded the app and ordered it there.

That turned out to be a total lie, and instead some slot machine popped up and I was being pressured to like buy like 10 totally unrelated random things of literal junk quality (like cat toys and glitter markers and shit) within the next 2 minutes and I just gave up and went back to ali. I just wanted one thing, not do a TikTok haul video jeez

Imagine companies using YouTube videos to train their AI customer service reps. You call in, and for a while think you’re having a conversation with a person, but weirdly every minute and a half or so it’s just randomly peppered with that metal gear solid alert sound, the inevitable waowwww sound effect, Michael Scott and Dr. Evil soundboard clips, then when you start getting suspicious that it may not actually be a real human on the other line they randomly go on an ad read for hellofresh out of nowhere

non-sweetened grapefruit sparking water is a good mixer for ryes and bourbons imo

The Lincoln Lawyer

if this disturbs you, definitely don’t think about that public bathroom toilet seat

Thanks, fuck the daily mail they don’t deserve the clicks

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it’s about to become a cartoon from CBS, watch it get delayed like all those terrorist movies after 9/11

Hey! Edible Underwear!

My favourite is seeing the ones that end up at Dollarama, last time it was a whole shelf of Marvel’s Eternals and Shazam Fury of the Gods

Om mom mom mom Mom mom Mom, mom mom THERE’S NO LIMIT

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I once saw a city bus that had a whole bus-wide and bus-long dolly attached to the side of it full of movie cameras and studio lighting aimed into the bus windows, just driving down the public road taking up both Southbound lanes (4 lane road) with no police escort or anything.

qBittorrent

the joys of living right in front of a bus stop

I remember a long time ago Starbucks put out some Baileys/Kaluha style liqueurs and a bunch of people went to the media losing their shit like THEY’RE MAKING BOOZE APPEALING TO CHILDREN MAKE IT STOP.

Twas a quaint time.