Can’t agree with you more.

There will always be exceptions, and I’m glad that’s the case. Sounds like you’re doing it right, thanks for that.

100% this. Job security is an illusion. Do what’s right for you, you owe your employer no loyalty.

Metal is also elastic.

But that doesn’t mean metal is plastic or elastic in terms of material type, just the English sucks.

If they met, it wouldn’t be a big deal to either of them, they’re normal to each other.

You go straight from “no wine glass” to drinking via capillary action using spaghetti?? Dude, have some class and drink out of a measuring cup or small sauce pan first at least.

I’m busy that day.

He came from the deep ocean, and nobody thinks he’s just the absolute master at treading water?? SMDH

Technically, a military surplus store could be considered a second hand store. What militaries use berets that could be considered “raspberry” in colour?

Light switch covers. One could be a face, and the switch is the nose.

Planets (half, anyway) that you mount on your ceiling or wall.

There’s just too many good ideas, and it’s hard to say what would be coolest without knowing you.

Joke’s on you, we already know not to stick our dick in crazy.

RIP Roy, we never knew you were so suicidal.

You don’t already?!??

Wow, how did I miss that??

You’re using logic in a situation where someone has to pee badly.

Fine, Bs represent bra size so that’s the women’s room, and a cock is a bird, so that’s the men’s room.

Any way you slice it, these signs don’t help.

Yes, this establishment’s blacklist.

Maybe that’s where I heard it? Dunno, it’s certainly not current by any stretch.

Anarchist answer: They’re both unisex - bees for pees, birds for turds.

Bees have a stinger, and “bird” has been a slang term for a woman (like, what, 1920-1950s?).

Regards, I agree that’s needlessly vague, and just about to the point of useless.