Intel atom D525

Oh wow, I just saw the comment about it being an ancient Atom. Yeah, fair enough!

Might be using a laptop where the RAM is soldered to the board. I’ve got a Thinkpad X280 that’s like that: no slots, just surface-mounted RAM.

Well this joke made a splash!

The laws of robotics:

1. A robot shall never harm a human, or through inaction allow a human to come to harm.
2. Fuck other robots though. Fuck them right up.

“This text was proofread by cat, and may not be completely accurate. Especially where baths and treats are concerned.”

But I’ve heard it B4…

“Extinction of humanity, eh? Hmm… how can I make money off that?” – Some CEO, Probably

“OH HOLY NIGHT!!!”

LOTR memes would understand.

Well, at least you share a tectonic plate, so that’s nice.

No, I can’t make it to the battle today.

🤦

“Your team has captured the hill.”

Plain chicken is so dry tho.

Thermobaric weapon

I think it’s adorable

Meanwhile, 1000 miles away

*Target acquired*

When thrill seekers get eepy.

“What we need is more humidity!” vs “Humidity must be destroyed”

Oh I hope this is true.

Oof. I think we might need to keep tabs on you!