PM me your Apple zero-days. /s

The fact it’s not called “antomolgoy” is a tragically wasted opportunity.

Oops!

Regina’s love corgis!

If you’ve lost the manual, you may have to digitally probe…

Forget I said that.

He says what we’re all thinking!

How introverts say “no”:

Bad enough we’re being ruled by fascists. Did they have to be stupid fascists, on top of that?

Gotta be careful, the part left behind looks sharp.

love
angel
music
baking

endless maze of irrelevant facts

oh on I’ve been turned into an AI :(

It’s funny because at the reception, she gave the toast.

“I know things are bad now, but I can 100% guarantee you won’t got to Hell when you die.”

Bag? Oh, like a sack!

Decent chance they could have been called Dumbi.

Very demure.

John Cock

Making premarital sex illegal: He’s fine with that.

State-mandated couples: too far…?