TIL Microsoft can’t afford enough chairs for meetings.
WTF do they do with all that money? They’re obviously not spending it on their OS.

Learn to adjust your display brightness correctly.

My cousin told me to stop worrying so much about what people think and to live my life the way I want to, cause that’s what really matters.
A week later she threw herself in front of a train.

What the Romans had wasn’t comparable with an industrial steam engine. The working principle of steam pushing against a cylinder was similar, but they lacked the tools and metallurgy to build a steam cauldron that could be pressurized, so their steam engine could only do parlor tricks like opening a temple door once, and not perform real continuous work.

Pretty sure it’s “eat ass”.

What if I told you that neither dicks nor dick-shaped objects are necessary for great sex?

DIRK

In tribal times, there were no maps and the borders moved a lot, but when you crossed them, you generally got driven back or killed.
This goes back to before there were humans, and all other territorial animals do it, too.

It’s a recent European invention, where you travel to other countries without your army.

Not every missile is a rocket, but every rocket is a missile.

So is this why everyone’s transitioning these days?

So if I use it to draw a rocket, I’m violating its license?

The FSF also lists any software as non-free which uses the beer license (use the software in any way you want, and should you ever meet the author, pay them a beer).

nope, still doesn’t work

yes

Are those the sentiments that appeared when she ran off?

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The word “free” does not refer to price; it refers to freedom.

0. The freedom to use your wife as you wish, for any purpose.
1. The freedom to study how your wife works, and change her so she works for you as you wish, instead of her controlling you.
2. The freedom to redistribute your wife to your neighbor.
3. The freedom to distribute your modified wife to others. By doing this you can give the whole community a chance to benefit from your changed wife.

Damn, being Canadian must suck

We’re living in Feudalism now.
Trump is the king, the rest of the government is his council (whom he ignores), and the billionaires are the Feudal lords who wield the real power, as long as they stay in the king’s good graces.