Even if part of Canada wanted to leave and join another country, why the fuck would they join the US? Our job growth is in the shitter, no one can afford groceries, fuck you if you need medical attention because it’d be cheaper to just die. Plus there’s the orange cancer toddler-in-chief currently stinking up the white house, brainworms is in charge of health, and the military is run by a moron who preaches manliness to the fucking Generals…

Oh no ha ha oh no no noooo.

You fuckers are going under. None of us are buying your shit-- especially if it’s all AI generated shit.

Let’s do what we do best: boycott this shit. Don’t buy. Not that anyone was buying in the first place lol

You know why. What the heck kind of question is that?

Men. That’s why.

When stupid and hateful took over all three branches of government and runs unopposed…

Right? I am pale as snow and man I envy people who can just throw on shorts and walk outside without concern because I am an absolute reflective hazard. I could blind someone!

Grass is always greener, I guess…

That’s why you don’t cave to bullies. They’ll just ask for more and more. You will never win.

All square snacks must be flipped into the mouth. Bite edge of snack, flip it (somehow, I got no idea. that’s my mouths job), chew. Repeat.

Eat chips and crackers normally. Square though? Must flip!

But not angry that Russia blew up a US factory.

That Russian dick must taste pretty good to Preznit Pedo.

Pedos always protect other pedos. I mean, look at the US government right now…

Doddering old rapist pedo showing off his merch. How fucking embarrassing is this…

Imagine being Zelenskyy and having to go ask for assistance from THAT while your people are fighting for their lives…

You’ll have to hit up the local glasses stores. Luckily there’s plenty of em.

You’ll be okay, OP. It will be extra shitty though. Imagine running from a horde of cannibalistic raiders and you drop your glasses…

Ofc he does. Surprised he can even talk while gargling so much Russian balls…

TIL there’s lice in the sea…

Cheap and gaudy. Looks like absolute shit.

We’re gonna have to bulldoze the whole fucking building when that shitstain finally leaves office. It’s going to smell so nasty. 🤢

Interested to know why the opinion of a geriatric old pedofile has any right to say Ukraine has to give up any of its land…

Pedo-in-Chief being a grade-A dumbass again.

Ukraine should not have to give up anything. Kowtowing to bullies gets you nowhere.

Yam Tits just heard the term, hence the sudden tariffs.

I will hear out Associated and BBC but if it’s in the US? Nah, probably owned by some billionaire parasite shitbag.

When this asshole finally dies or goes to jail (please), we might as well burn the place down and start over. You ain’t ever getting the stench out the walls…