Dihydrogen monoxide?

Monoxide means one oxygen which means free radical, which is basically what car thieves are too. So you’re right, clearly all this wanton consumption of this chemical must be stopped.

Why are there so many comments engaging with this as though it’s a post by a human instead of an ad

It’s not the AI trying to blend in.

Trust me, fellow human.

Are you saying you can’t just declare Judaism the way you declare bankruptcy?

The vivomove is my daily, but for many outdoor activities I’d be literally lost without the GPS forerunner!

Also they seem to be one of the lesser evils for those who care about personal data collection and brokerage.

Garmin vivomove.

Analog face, and a wee display that tells you whether you want to look at your phone when it buzzes. Counts steps and stuff if you’re into that. Week of battery (still 5-7 days after like 5-6 years of owning mine). Perfect daily wear.

When they say “copyrighted by Warner bros” they actually mean “created by a costume designer, production designer, lighting designer, cinematographer, photographer or camera operator, makeup artist, hairdresser, and their respective crews who were contractually employed by Warner bros but get no claim to their work,” right?

Why? Seems like the most fun kind of ovement to me…

At minimum the cheap ones have lower QA tolerances on components. Sometimes they straight up swap in shittier components (eg: plastic instead of metal, etc).

Not saying you always need the most expensive option when choosing power tools, but looks same != same.

Fucking yikes, freak

My itch subroutine is triggered if there is any arcing in the circuitry in my anal module. Just like any normal human who is also not a robot.

We don’t begrudge you your rectal fixation but if you could please avoid using the words “asshole” and “itch” in the same sentence that’d be appreciated. Apt though the comparison may be.

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Have you somehow never interacted with technical support or customer service?

The moron I got at my isp the other day insisted that “internet” and “wifi” were the same thing.

You can in no way assume that because you said laptop, they are directing you to a web app.

Fucking yikes, freak.

Should we…like…number them?

Second on the mandolin that was on someone’s list.

Caveat being don’t buy a shitty one or it will have the opposite effect.

I believe you have the best of intentions with this comment, but there are literal north korea fanboys up in here, and they’re rude af. Discourse is not a thing.

Something something don’t be so open minded that your brains fall out.

I’ll go isolate myself in a field.

Why such resistance to comedy?

If you get all amped up about it, it just induces more jokes.