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I might give it a shot if it weren’t for Seth McFarlane. The dude is the antithesis of comedy.

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Lmao you know me so well, random internet psychologist.

Not really. She’s a cunt with main character syndrome. I wouldn’t hire her either.

Shady business practice.

You would.

Holy fuck, what a racket.

Five Finger Death Punch.

The first sentence makes it sound like there was one weight lifting accident at the gym that lasted 17 years.

MY NAME IS PHIL

Scots are so precious.

Not accurate at all. You’re a decade early.

Nihilism can be a positive force.

Wash your hands if you touch it. Rat lung worm is some serious shit. I imagine cat lung worm is even worse.

Nice ego, poop guy. We frequent the same spaces, that’s all. Don’t flatter yourself.

edit: this was a good-natured joke, no need to work yourselves up into a lather.

EEEEEEE!

Oh my god, it’s the poop guy!

Hey, check it out, poop guy’s in town!

Lucky for you, cheese single.