You bastard. I wanted to downvote this so bad.

does “every fucking word that came out of my mouth” count?

bidet I learned

you shit in your bidet?

I’ve always liked “waste of skin”

Regressives. As opposed to Progressives.

noted, ty

Slopper.

“Wow this guy’s portraits are really good!”

“Nah he’s just a slopper”

I literally went and bought her audiobook after reading this post A few chapters in and it’s hard to believe it was written 20 years ago and not, like, last week.

the most heavily armed citizens in America are, by and large, A-OK with events as they are currently unfolding. they just want a pretext to shoot a load of brown people and soy liberal cucks

Plenty of despots around the world stayed in power for decades and died peacefully in their beds. Tyranny as a means of maintaining power is a “solved problem” and Americans are no smarter or more sophisticated than the citizens of North Korea, Cameroon, Congo or Uganda. Or Spain or Portugal for that matter.

A Place For My Head by Linkin Park. Not all the time, but when it’s bad it’s bad.

Wait what’s happened in New York?

Subjects/

This Israeli propaganda belongs somewhere other than Lemmy. There’s no greater diplomatic crisis between Israel and Ireland than there is with any of the other countries that have recognised Palestine’s statehood, it’s just that Ireland is small economy, and home to a lot of American tech giants, so (Israel thinks) might be easier to push around. Good luck with that.

I mean, it’s almost the entire service and retail economy. Shout out to the driver of the truck that did the delivery to the supermarket of the turkey you’ll poop out the next day. We owe everything to everyone.

Merry Christmas and may your next poop be a blessed one.

Zombie Jesus will surely forgive us

“fanfic” absolutely sent me. That’s exactly what it is. Stealing!

“Take this and eat it” works in either context.