

Remember Kodak too but it’s not their fault someone else took digital photography and actually did something with it.


Remember Kodak too but it’s not their fault someone else took digital photography and actually did something with it.


The call came from inside the house!
Is this not giving male genitalia to anyone else
Like if Nintendo made a PowerCock
And some of those frequencies need to be paywalled, for the customer’s enjoyment.


Turns the mice that die behind it into leftover chicken meat


Iran is a quagmire but only has a tiny fraction of our military involved, so there’s plenty of capacity for more war to shift the narrative.
Wait we’re just allowed to do this now?
Also the ad is for a new knife-tunnel-as-a-service
Honestly a heated bidet is better. Now I’m not saying give up bathroom breaks - smoke a J in there, or go wander in a park for a while. But my bunghole only appears when there’s an oscillating jet of 100* water ready to blast it spotless.


Betcha can’t just eat one
vertebrae


I’ve fantasized about doing something like this but putting in a nonprofit, foundation-based system run by a board of mental health workers, that was designed to actually bring people together. It may still happen. I don’t have the high barrier to entry it takes to start a social network so I’m starting from the other end and doing community organizing instead. Power to the real people offline, who aren’t trying to make a profit off our need for human connection.
Seems like, somehow, people have spent a lot of time thinking about Ariel’s tits. Perhaps science can tell us one day why.
There’s an entire generation of people now alive that won’t have any understanding of this meme… or Miss Cleo or a lot of other “part of how my brain structure works now” shit


Yep there are only a few “brands” I buy, because I liked them when I was younger, basically - but if you pay attention to the tags, you might see “vendor ID numbers” or something like that, showing where the brand itself bought the item from, commissioned with their brand or tags added. Sometimes I’ve looked for specific numbers if I’m trying to find a shirt that fit really well, or was really well made, and I want others like it.
I’m talking brands like GAP, Vans, Aero, American Eagle, etc.


Folks who work in social justice will know the acronym “POC” but “p. of c.” I don’t usually encounter.
Are we sure it’s not “prince of caspian?”
I did it all for the lulz (come on) the lulz (come on) so you can take that lol and stick it in your ahaha


It’s like when a kid grows up with an abusive father, watches his mom get punched and treated like an animal, and thinks “I’ll never be like that,” and then 15 years later he’s wondering how to make his knuckles less bloody when he teaches his wife a lesson.


You don’t want to discover you wanted to layer the queef track AFTER the artist has left the studio.


Joke’s on you, holy water fart bubbles are my kink
I discovered a single bar of $4 pure olive oil soap is all I need to shampoo and wash my entire body. Lasts a month or more. It’s so nice being able to reduce that element to one small thing, especially when traveling. But this depends a lot on the thickness/moisture of your hair and your skin’s oiliness and so on.