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It’s not so bad if you get rid of the Floridians

I’ve never seen such a great description of West Virginia.

Those are the kinds of cows I learned about in thermodynamics.

Must run Windows 95

Windows was the enshittification of DOS.

Sounds like a slipping serpentine belt.

That’s the Beester Bunny.

I thought YouTube Premium was like WinRAR. Nobody actually pays for it.

And probably like 20 baseball gloves.

Is his face part of the pitcher, or in the liquid? If it’s the latter, then he can turn it whatever way he likes.

Is his name Bruno?

I tried to forget about them

The Nelsons sounds like a kick ass punk band.

If Twitter is any indication, he’ll do a great job destroying the space station.

I never realized she was an astronaut. They don’t teach you that in Sunday school.

Could just be that her kids made it for her and she obliged them by wearing it.

Is Ralph the first name of Mr. Meeseeks?

Seagate has the very well earned nickname of Seabrick.

Or twice as vulnerable.