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violet08_@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•a mechanic crashed one of my dad's cars once, claimed it was his dream car and he just wanted to drive it. my dad actually just let it go.
151·3 days agoMy dad has always said that one of the best parts about having lots of money is being able to have a positive impact on others’ lives: for example, when he eats out, he always leaves a 100% tip just cause he can.
violet08_@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•what i've been doing on my trip despite my initial stuffed itinerary
451·4 days agomy “parent-assigned travel companions” may have the best job ever: travel, chill, have fun, fuck, all expenses paid
violet08_@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•a mechanic crashed one of my dad's cars once, claimed it was his dream car and he just wanted to drive it. my dad actually just let it go.
561·4 days agoMy dad’s logic: Why would I ruin a man’s life over a car I can replace tomorrow? It makes me look petty and weak.
violet08_@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•my ex can trash talk me all he wants, but he can't unsquirt his dad’s Bugatti seats
183·6 days agohe missed out tbh. i was one of the few people who loved him for who he is and not for money, my family has never been low on cash either.
violet08_@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•my ex can trash talk me all he wants, but he can't unsquirt his dad’s Bugatti seats
205·6 days agohe calls me a white european foreign slut but since our breakup he’s been surrounded by gulf models/influencers who are also white westerners, while wanting us to get back together….
i asked the 2 men i’m traveling with to stop wearing deodorant
they complied
southeast asian heat and humidity
i’m in heaven😩
violet08_@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•words can't express how much i love the bush + happy trail combo
28·9 days agothink it’s just an indirect way of saying they don’t like my content. “NSFW tag this”, “not a shitpost, post in another community” - I’ve been getting these 2 remarks. 1. What I post is not NSFW. I literally find most of my memes on Instagram. 2. They’re shitposts. In a shitposting community.
i refuse to have my content policed like that.
violet08_@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•words can't express how much i love the bush + happy trail combo
1310·9 days agowhy? i’m pretty sure it’s just a super hairy armpit / optical illusion, lol
curious about that as well. does squirting in public count as jizzing? cause if it did i’d have a bingo🙂↕️
“Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!”
anything and everything goes. shitposts are supposed to be fun, unhinged, chaotic content. why would i use a smaller lemmy community when lemmy’s already small to begin with?
i really don’t get comments like this. don’t like it, move on.
“nutted on someone else’s cock” - does squirting on it count?

no bingo😒 i marked with red the ones i’m not sure apply to the receiving end, and i don’t know how many guys make a bukkake
violet08_@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours
3·11 days agooh, sorry then
have a great day🫶
violet08_@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours
6·11 days agoi could say the same about the weird hyperfocus on politics. but you won’t see me complain as i understand that people are passionate about different things.
i’ll keep posting what i like. you can scroll if you don’t like it.
violet08_@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•got denied during a threesome😩they said this is a strict limit
442·11 days agobut they let me put their cocks together to suck them at once😒
is cocks touching less gay than kissing?
violet08_@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•when my ex's dad told him this, this is unironically what i thought about
461·12 days agothere’s a non-zero chance i could get with his dad if i wanted to
that’d at least give him a real reason to go around calling me a slut
violet08_@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Same arguments too. Reading the replies to my asklemmy post made me realize that people only hate the pedos they dislike.
87·14 days agoNo, my point still stands.
If Trump publicly admitted that he sees nothing wrong with having sleepovers with non-related prepubescent children and sleeping with them, he’d rightfully be labeled a pedophile, because people hate him.
But people like MJ’s music, so despite the plethora of “in your face” evidence, they defend him using the same arguments that conservatives use for Trump. Frankly, any MJ defense argument could be made for Trump.
I’m beyond disappointed in the so-called “progressive” Lemmy space and will never be able to take political discussions seriously here again after witnessing this attitude. It is pure hypocrisy and double standards, and disgusting pedophile and child abuse apologia that delegitimizes and loses all credibility for any future discussions on the topic.
violet08_@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Same arguments too. Reading the replies to my asklemmy post made me realize that people only hate the pedos they dislike.
819·14 days agoLemmy is a predominantly progressive platform. Which made seeing so much MJ apologia very disappointing and unexpected.

If he isn’t obsessed with me looking like a slut and braggy about it, I don’t want him.