These are scares, not stairs

I found the guest

Backwards compatibility

Somehow this isn’t as bad

This physically hurts to look at

What was the email?

“covers” with 50 asterisks after it

When my dog growls when I go to pick up a toy it usually means he also wants to pick it up and play tug of war

I’m not really sure how else you’d do it. The energy we can get out of fission is in the form of heat, and steam isn’t as compressible as just gas and it’s easy to make with just heat. Combine that with electromagnetism giving you electricity by spinning some magnets around some coils, and there you go.

It’s probably possible to get some air hot enough and do some fancy convection work to get it to spin a rotor, but that’s going to be really inefficient.

You could also use the heat to make materials glow and put a solar panel nearby, but that’s also going to be pretty inefficient.

Seeing as the author byline is a dirty pun and the title’s punctuation doesn’t make sense, I’m pretty sure it’s a fake headline.

That would be nice

I’m certainly scared

Are $2 bills worth more than $2 yet?

Bom dia gato

Not again

Do not the cat

Dead arthropod

Inshallah he will be washed

That is one satisfied cat