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Lol my dad left me everything he had when he died. So, I got a truck.

When my mom goes, my sister and I might get to split a house we don’t want that’s on its third or fourth refinancing.

I guess if your parents don’t have an inheritance to give you just never consider not getting one to be a problem.

Make people leave a review before they’re allowed to view a review. Or, something along those lines. A few reviews for free, then you gotta contribute

Crazy how they can spend nearly the whole year offering “discounts”. Its almost like they mark them up way more than they need to on purpose so they can pretend they’re giving us a deal the rest of the time.

No that’s because they got all them teeth and ain’t got no toothbrush

How do we get him to do it again?

Facts. Dudes best bet is a lawyer and to lay low.

If that was me, there’s no way I’m walking into a police station on my own.

Firing pin too, to be safe

I learned a thing, thanks!

I believe that is in process.

Don’t even need to bother getting hired, just wear a jumpsuit and some keys.

While this sounds wonderful, if this person is suffering from depression, everything you just described will feel either completely impossible for this person, or like absolutely and utterly useless wastes of time.

Exercise, nature, and activities certainly help depression, but the difficulty lies in actually finding the energy and give-a-shit to do those things, which in my experience was impossible without outside help (like therapy and meds).

Animal farm, too.

It’s been a while but I was learning to songwrite and record a few years ago. Been focusing on education lately so not as much time for it these days.

Listen to Carried Away by bootydharma on https://on.soundcloud.com/eceja

“Pampered version of the South” lol I grew up in Bum-Fuck, Florida and have lived in various southern cities as well as spending much of my youth in random rural areas.

Racists and pieces of shit exist everywhere and I’m not denying that. Your blanket statement regarding all southerners is where I take issue.

Don’t forget you said you were a southerner yourself, so am I to expect God will speak to you at any moment and turn you into an even more prejudiced person or…? Because if that’s a true statement, which it isn’t, you’re saying you yourself should never be trusted. And if that’s the case, why should we listen to what you, who is just another Southern, backstabbing, secret Bible thumping, homophobic, racist (accordng to your own flawed statement) have to say anyway?

Southerner here and I’ll say you were right, up until your last paragraph.

Just remember any southerner is one thought from God away from stabbing you in the back at all times

This part however, is bullshit.

We’re not all the same and that you would suggest so actually pisses me off. Replace the word “southerner” in that sentence with any other group of people and see if you still find it acceptable.

Thanks! I’ve been looking for something like this

Yeah it should be looz / loose

I mean we track the moon, and it can be measured in cm, right? /s

Can’t help with much of this but I think I can resolve the last question for you, since I don’t see anyone else trying.

How long is a piece of string?

Exactly twice as long as half of its length.

Same lol. Only 3 channels until I was 12 or so and no internet in the house until I was 15 or 16.