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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

I hope Warner Bros. marketing is paying attention...

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I hope Warner Bros. marketing is paying attention...

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Hextic@lemmy.world
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    Fellas, is it gay to be in a straight relationship?

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      Once back in high school, I was walking down the hall with a female friend of mine, and some dumb redneck yelled, “HEY! LOOKIT THE F***T WITH HIS LESBIAN GIRLFRIEND!” I almost died laughing.

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        “Yes I’m gay. Gay for dat pussy!”

        🤣

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      Not gay, but you literally want to be in the body of a woman. Can’t tell me that’s not LGBT.

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        That’s why the straightest thing to do is to fuck another dude, no feminity to make you gay

        Listen to classical tradition, they knew what they were doing

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          Also, a man crossdressing as a woman is the manliest thing he can do because women can only regularlydress as a woman.

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            Also, a man crossdressing as a woman is the manliest thing he can do because women can only regularlydress as a woman.

            this thread is a blessing, i think i pulled somthing in my back from laughing too hard :/

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            women can only regularlydress as a woman.

            Sounds like a skill issue to me.

        • 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚐@lemmy.world
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          the straightest thing to do is to fuck another dude

          Poofters, mate.

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            Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/watch?v=h5VliEjyohM&t=1m8s

            Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

            I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

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      Well, straight girls like dick, and liking dick is gay, so yeah.

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