Serious answer - move to a different country (Japan pays the most) and teach english.

It sounds ridiculous, but for some types of people this is a fun alternative to working shitty jobs. I got burned out on it after about 4 years, but it was a really fun gig, met some really great friends, and had really great experiences.

Let me know if you have any questions about my experiences with this, I’m happy to help :)