I saw this movie, this is an orgasmatron from Sleeper.
I saw a human washing machine before this, I can’t recall where? Oh yeah, your mom’s house.
Step sisters better stay away from this thing…
Where do you work?
“Science Co., Ltd.”
If you don’t have a job, you don’t need to lie…
That’s funny. Just a few days ago I was talking about seeing Princess Mononoke at the Expo in Germany and I wondered whether Expo is still a thing. I hadn’t heard anything about an Expo in decades. And now I see that they still do that and it’s even in Japan this year. Feels like the circle closes. I find that mildly interesting.
The Expo 2000 in Hannover? They showed Princess Mononoke there?
Yes. On a huge screen outside. I think it could rotate, for some reason.
Weird way to watch that movie…
Why? They had a projector that worked on that giant screen and it was dark outside. It was completely fine.
It’s probably just the whole Expo 2000 setting that’s weird to me
auto. wash.
How am I supposed to stand there and dissociate in one of these?
You have to sit there and disassociate.
Same way you disassociate driving home from work. With a blank stare and let muscle memory take the wheel. Then, same as the shower, you snap to and give a worrisome ponder as to whether or not you even stopped at stop signs, washed your face or washed your ass or washed your ass then your face but did you use your blinker the whole time?
“How much money did he piss away on this thing?”
Doesn’t look like it solves the main issues with showers, tricky for different height partners to fuck in
This is the primary barrier to technological and social progress. We all know shower sex is hotter than bedroom sex, despite the difficulties involved. Any device hoping to pioneer the future of hygiene must resolve this crucial issue humanity faces.
Wanna know how you can tell someone never had sex in any water-centric location like shower, hot tub, pool, etc etc etc? They say its the best without knowing empirically that natural human lubricant secretions are lipid based and do not work well when mixed with water. The water washes away any oral or vaginal secretions leaving you with a feeling of masterbating with a dry rubber glove. Not as bad but it is not the warm american apple pie feeling youre used to. Orrrrrr maybe thats your kink, when fucking feels like a plastic slide on a dry bare skinned ass screeching down the slide like you have built in anti lock breaks🤣🤣🤣 its a fuckin weird feeling and completely unexpected the first time you experience it.
Yeah I was just thinking, that person has never had sex in a watery environment. It is absolutely the “fucking” worst.
lol for real that drives me nuts. I tried to have pool sex and quickly learned that it was not going to go in and was like oh yeah, water…
Or maybe just keep your pleasure bits out of the direct shower stream during the deed. Works like a charm.
The trick is standing in juuuuuust the right place so the water is flowing down both your backs but you ain’t getting waterboarded when you’re going down on them.
It’s an art, really.
Sounds like too much effort. I’m on a schedule here
Yeah but there’s also beds
Read it twice hoping they were joking. “Dry rubber glove” indeed.
Cunnilingus like waterboarding and not in a hot way
Plus, I think I’d be vaguely worried about it being a kill-booth in disguise.
(i.e. not really worth the free quarter’s worth)Differing heights are less noticeable during the spin cycle, so I guess that’s how they are handling that issue.
I suppose this could work for the elderly or people too infirm to stand. Zero-G as well? Sounds like another exhibit covered that angle and that’s the one I want to see!
Sounds about right for what one would encounter on a trip to japan.
