Lt. Worf, son of Mogh@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoAlready planning for how to survive in jaillemmy.caexternal-linkmessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up1895arrow-down16
arrow-up1889arrow-down1external-linkAlready planning for how to survive in jaillemmy.caLt. Worf, son of Mogh@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square55fedilink
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-21 year agoWhether you doing it because you’re broke, or just love the thrill, remember: Publix, Kroger’s, and Walmart heirs have all donated to neo-Nazi causes so steal from them the most.
minus-squareKuroJ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoAll jokes aside. Please people, do not actually steal from these stores. This is the quickest way to get arrested and end up with a criminal record. The prosecutor is not going to give a damn what your reasons were for stealing so please keep that in mind.
minus-squareFaresh@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoA shoplifting community was created on lemmy a while ago (!shoplifting@lemmy.ml) and a link was posted on there with some info for those involving themselves in shoplifting. https://lemmy.ml/post/302763 (use the webarchive link shared among the comments if the original doesn’t work)
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoThings that will also get you a criminal record: Feeding the homeless Giving water to voters Public Assembly Telling pigs to stop being pigs Punching Nazis
Whether you doing it because you’re broke, or just love the thrill, remember:
Publix, Kroger’s, and Walmart heirs have all donated to neo-Nazi causes so steal from them the most.
All jokes aside.
Please people, do not actually steal from these stores. This is the quickest way to get arrested and end up with a criminal record.
The prosecutor is not going to give a damn what your reasons were for stealing so please keep that in mind.
A shoplifting community was created on lemmy a while ago (!shoplifting@lemmy.ml) and a link was posted on there with some info for those involving themselves in shoplifting.
https://lemmy.ml/post/302763 (use the webarchive link shared among the comments if the original doesn’t work)
Things that will also get you a criminal record:
Feeding the homeless
Giving water to voters
Public Assembly
Telling pigs to stop being pigs
Punching Nazis