potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoAnd my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square73linkfedilinkarrow-up1796arrow-down149file-text
arrow-up1747arrow-down1imageAnd my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?lemmy.worldpotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square73linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarecRazi_man@europe.publinkfedilinkarrow-up34arrow-down3·edit-21 month agoCumming is literally the win condition in fucking. Got nothing to apologise for just because I’ve optimised my game.
minus-squareREDACTED@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 month agoI’m so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me
minus-squarebranch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·1 month ago https://explosm.net/comics/rob-superpower#comic
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoI can do it just by touching myself.
minus-squareREDACTED@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoI can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I’ve decided to call this superpower “wet dreams”
minus-squareKaput@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoI used to be a wet dreamer like you, but then I took few decades to the knee.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoI know a secret trick that will prevent that from happening. The lotion agenda hates this.
minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·1 month agoI like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoSpeedrunning that shit. You put the BJ in BLJ.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoYayayayayayayayayayahoooo!
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·1 month agoThen there’s no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he’s good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·1 month agoIt was good for me, was it good for y… Nevermind I don’t care
minus-squareCrazazy [hey hi! :D]@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoTime for me to turn into Rene Descartes
Cumming is literally the win condition in fucking. Got nothing to apologise for just because I’ve optimised my game.
I’m so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me
https://explosm.net/comics/rob-superpower#comic
I can do it just by touching myself.
I can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I’ve decided to call this superpower “wet dreams”
I used to be a wet dreamer like you, but then I took few decades to the knee.
I know a secret trick that will prevent that from happening.
The lotion agenda hates this.
I like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
Speedrunning that shit.
You put the BJ in BLJ.
Yahoooooo!
Yayayayayayayayayayahoooo!
do you use glitches?
Then there’s no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he’s good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.
It was good for me, was it good for y… Nevermind I don’t care
Time for me to turn into Rene Descartes