ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoGive me some good oneslemmy.worldimagemessage-square146linkfedilinkarrow-up1981arrow-down111
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minus-squareDiddlydee@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up141·2 months agoShakespeare had a banger. “I was going to challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you are unarmed.” I also like. “I could agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.”
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66·2 months ago“I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.” A former co-worker got me with this one many years ago. I laughed out loud. I’ve never forgotten it.
minus-squareCentipedeFarrier@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 months agoGot in a literal fistfight in middle school using that first one. Pretty sure they didn’t understand it, and lashed out from ignorance.
minus-squareCentipedeFarrier@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoNot technically, but they got expelled for it, so yes.
minus-squaredrunkpostdisaster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoA duel with fists is still a duel
minus-squareMatt The Horwood@lemmy.horwood.cloudlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agoI have a cup with the last line on it
Shakespeare had a banger.
“I was going to challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you are unarmed.”
I also like.
“I could agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.”
“I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”
A former co-worker got me with this one many years ago. I laughed out loud. I’ve never forgotten it.
Got in a literal fistfight in middle school using that first one. Pretty sure they didn’t understand it, and lashed out from ignorance.
Did you win?
Not technically, but they got expelled for it, so yes.
A duel with fists is still a duel
I have a cup with the last line on it