I’m both amused and worried about the idea, as there are certainly people I don’t want seeing me naked, but also, if I found out certain people got off on me, I would be very amused.

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    I’ve made a LOT of homemade porn over the years. Lots of videos and lots and lots of pictures. I’m a man in my late 50s and have been making homemade porn alone and with partners since digital cameras first became a thing. In fact, I have homemade port on Polaroids and 35mm. A fair number of my friends have seen my pictures and some have seen my videos. I’m overweight but I have a nice penis so I’ve never really worried about it. If it were small or crooked or otherwise ugly I would be more concerned but when I get one of those emails threatening to send me private pictures to everyone I know if I don’t pay up in bitcoin I anways want to respond, “Can I give you a list of the people I would really like to see my cock?” It would be a real conversation starter with some people.

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      Should have offered to pay them Bitcoin if they do 🥹

      You sending friends porn, does not count also lol.

      Accidents do.

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        I know, but the point was that I’ve sent my pictures and some of my videos to anyone who has asked. Someone I had only met a couple of times and who I didn’t know very well sent me a note and said, “[Someone that I know very well] said that if I asked you would show me your dick. Is that true?” I said, “Yes.” She said, “Can I see your dick?” so I showed her and she liked what she saw. Now she’s a good friend that I’ve fucked.

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          Ooh that is interesting. I don’t gatekeep much either, it’s just that I’m wirred straight, everyone else I’d send naked pics, and other posses to.

          But with a preference for it to be something interesting, a generic picture of someone’s meat stick seems kind of lame, to be honest.

          Otherwise, I like requests, especially unusual ones.

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      Yeah I always laugh at those extortion attempts. Like anyone who wants to can already see me naked. Why would I care if you send out more of my nudes.

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        That’s why I would like to give them a list. There is a small group of people that I would very much like to see my cock but that haven’t asked. If some scammer wants to help me out that would be awesome.