If you buy a Tesla you deserve a Tesla.
Anyone who still thinks he’s a genius should be mocked mercilessly.
To be fair, he’s a genius in continuesly scamming people without losing their faith in him. Although it’s less geniusness and more stupidity of other people. Yeah he’s not a genius, he’s a scammer. Not even an artist at it.
Another Musk business model that’ll die… But not before he grifts stupid shareholders…
Well you know, you gotta phase these things out before sweeping them under the rug.
If you cut it off cold turkey everyone will be like “I did Natzi that one coming”.
I do like shorting Tesla, it’s expensive, but it just feels good
You short Tesla stock? Have you ever timed it and made a profit on it? I know there’s been pockets that it could have been profitable to you. But seems to me that you’d just be feeding money to actual shareholders.
I buy very cheap, very long dated puts and am happy to pay the premium
On Tesla’s third-quarter earnings call in October, CFO Vaibhav Taneja said that “the total paid FSD customer base is still small, around 12% of our current fleet.”
Gonna be lower soon. LoL 😂
How is this fool a billionaire? Oh, yeah. Peter Thiel using him as a distraction.
and putin found another useful idiot.
Surprised it didn’t happen sooner.
And on that note, I would absolutely download a car.
Well, I wouldn’t download this car.
I feel so dumb over here having paid off my current car and giving no subscription money to anyone to use all the features of my car. I’m a fool!
You have got to be a goddamn moron to buy a Tesla.
$99 dollars a month to kill yourself. Shit, I can commit suicide for free.
No thanks, Nazi.
Then first create the full self driving that you have lied about already existing for the past decade
Oh jeez, enshittification is so fast with today’s companies…
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Fools and their money are soon parted - over and over again if they’re Tesla fanboys.
Can you opt to pay imaginary money for it since it is an imaginary feature?
“Oh think I’ll treat myself to a month of gamble driving”
