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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    The not-compressed-to-death version of the pic was ever funnier, because you could see the emotional nuances on her face.

    EDIT: you’re welcome (PS the image context is fake)

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      Text source: https://kaijuno.tumblr.com/post/651211271920877569/used-to-date-a-guy-who-was-64-and-im-52-and-one

      Image source: https://www.tiktok.com/@paulalmao/video/6928471963815988485

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        She hardly looks like 52.

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          Yeah, she looks 30 years old tops.

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          Yeah, she looks 30 years old tops.

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          She looks schifty five

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            It felt sooooo good to hear it

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            Now we do the Sex.

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      when you react to people who are laughing at you, all you’re doing is confirming to them that their opinion matters to you. which is exactly what they wanted

      this clip is trying to say “i don’t care,” but its existence alone says “i deeply care”

      it’s insane how “don’t feed the trolls” is such a ubiquitous and also ignored thing over the last many years

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        this clip is trying to say “i don’t care,” but its existence alone says “i deeply care”

        The setup makes you expect “i don’t care,” but then the punchline is actually “i deeply care”. The joke here is the subversion of expectations.

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        This sounds like something a third grader teacher would say just to defuse conflicts

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          If a bully is beating you up, don’t do anything. Bullies hate to be ignored.

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            Yeah this is all dogshit advice, I just need to say that: I doubt there are kids reading this, but fucking hit your bully. It’s bullshit for a little bit but it will solve the problem.

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        Uh… relevance?

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