If i was an ICE agent i’d probably shoot myself too
Or you could just…ya know…NOT be an ICE agent. Do they realize that’s an option?
They are ICE agents, so… Probably not.
Do you think you’d still get that sign on bonus?
From what i’ve heard they haven’t been getting that bonus even if they manage to not shoot themselves, i guess crime doesn’t pay?
Feel good story of the year right here.
How many are doing it on purpose? They got a big signing bonus that has to be paid back if they quit. They hate the job, and don’t want to do it, but they already spent the signing bonus. If they’re injured on the job they get time to recover, and might be assigned to a desk job once they’re out of the hospital. Blam
I read on several news sites that many if not all of them have not and will not see that bonus. Something about having to be there 5 years, and ICE isn’t expected to be a thing in 5 years.
Did they get tired of shooting their spouses?
No ICE agents are actually a lot more progressive than us. They shoot everyone equally including immigrants, non-immigrants, protestors, innocent bystanders, and evidently now themselves.
Don’t forget the press!
How many Assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
YO!
I knew it, I’m surrounded by Assholes!
::flips helmet mask down::
Keep firing, Assholes!
Idk why but “roses are red” jokes always make me giggle like a child
Because its clever and has a fantastic cadence. Its funny to me that the start is always the same but the punchline varies wildly too.
first good thing ice has done
nature is healing
You laugh now, but when they figure out they have to hold them forwards it’s over. /j
Are they secretly good people after all?
no
True just like Hitler wasn’t good even though he killed Hitler.
Very good 😊
Nature is healing.
Good
Ice got iced.
