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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

Fucked up

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Fucked up

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
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  • floofloof@lemmy.ca
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    4 days ago

    And you didn’t even think of just inheriting some?

  • gergo@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    i can see you just bought an avocado sandwich you sloth

    • Magnum, P.I.@infosec.pub
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      I think that’s a baby

      • gergo@lemmy.world
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        you mean a baby sloth :)

    • Vegafjord eo@lemmy.ml
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      Derogatory term for babies, well thats a new one for me😂

  • 1984@lemmy.today
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    3 days ago

    Also why are you not at the gym?

  • MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app
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    4 days ago

    Probably don’t even have a swole bank account. Lazy.

  • Sisyphe@lemmy.world
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    It’s never too late. As long as you have bootstraps, you can use them to pull yourself up.

    • velxundussa@sh.itjust.works
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      That’s why they put velcro on shoes: big money wants to keep this one weird trick to themselves!

  • 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world
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    I cringe at all the time i wasted in 1998 playing Pokémon and breaking my arm on the monkey bars instead of growing my network

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    damn it, i should have been buying land and stuff in 2000s instead of being a baby. lol

    • jeffep@lemmy.world
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      Rookie mistake btw your rent is due mf

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    Babies just don’t want to work SMH.

  • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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    The world was really low death back then.

  • TwilitSky@lemmy.world
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    What a lazy pile of baby. Useless. Toss it in the river until it makes 200xs the poverty level.

  • puppycat (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    really should have been taking life more seriously back before i was even a thought in my parents head

  • Godric@lemmy.world
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    Jokes aside, buy shit in Anchorage, it’s gonna be a major port once the ice caps melt and the Northwest Passage becomes reality instead of a fantastic Candian folk tune!

    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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      I don’t understand this attitude that people seem to have which is that climate change will just be this thing that we ignore and will bring about new opportunities. Man it’s going to kill us all. No one’s gonna be opening new shipping lanes because all of the cities you would previously have exported to will now be underwater.

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        I don’t understand this attitude that people seem to have which is that climate change will just be this thing that we ignore and will bring about new opportunities.

        Some Russians are actually buying that idea they would corner most of world trade, unfortunately, at the expense of wildlife and Inuits and other indigenous tribes around the Arctic who do subsistence hunting.

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    Pre, or post-9/11?

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