I take solace in the fact that there must be minute traces of my own piss in there as well.

Which proves homeopathy. I bet you haven’t been plagued with Marilyn Monroe recently.

And when you swim, you’re swimming in Elton John’s jizz.

It’s likely that there’s some water molecules that were part of her piss, but it’s definitely not piss anymore

Maybe it all travels together so one person gets the full Marilyn before passing it on.

This is clearly nonsense, some people don’t shower every day.

Every glass of water you drink is basically statistically guaranteed to have a free sample of hydrogen atoms that were once sold as gamer girl bath water by Belle Delphine

Just MM’s pee floating around in our water supply the past 60 years? Nobody else’s pee? What’s going on?

Reminds me of a thought experiment, which, with some assumptions, calculated that the final solution while preparing a homeopathic “medicine” contains more Hitler’s piss than whatever the active ingredient was originally. Y’know, in case the fact that, in quite a few of those, a molecule of said active ingredient corresponds to more molecules that are estimated to exist within the observable universe isn’t enough

Assuming 1.5 L/day for 36 year and Earth’s freshwater volume of 3.5 × 10¹⁹ L, that would be a concentration of ~0.00000000056 ppm, if perfectly mixed.

A 50 L shower has ~1.7×10²⁷ water molecules… assuming perfect mixing of her water in Earth’s freshwater… roughly 1 trillion Monroe-source water molecules per shower.

And now I am regretting my life decisions.

Interesting train of thought. When you considered this, what were you doing in the sh… umm… You know what? Nvm. Just wash your hands when you’re done.

Don’t whant to judge but: What a strange thought mate, are you OK?

Also Marilyn Manson’s. And not just piss.

We’re also inhaling her recycled farts…

OMG yum!