You’re welcome to try to prove me wrong, but it’s pretty clear what the original builders intended.
Sao Tome is clearly a finger… Or not.

I like the idea, but it’s important to remember that Easter Island doesn’t have a single Moai statue, it has multiple Moai. So if anything this is some kind of multi-headed monster Ettin or Hydra of a man.
The Earth’s core being the balls is the ultimate proof that the patriarchy was always right
Oh, and if you’re wondering why there’s a big fight over Utah, this is the real end-game:

I just see balls
A hungry man thinks of bread
That sure is a Great Butte.
Damn Ahsoka thicc
i thought the fight was who didn’t get it. like texas.
Look at this guy, still believing in the “round earth” theory in the year of our Lord 2026
I like that if you dive into the flat earth theory you can get to a point where you believe in a round earth again. Just in case you haven’t heard. You know that ice wall around the Earth? Some Flat Earrhers think that the ice wall around the flat earth is really the start of an ice world. There is a huge planet of ice and our Earth is just one circle that was melted in it from our Sun.
Hey their illustration of Stonehenge is conveniently missing the horizontal stone slabs going across the tops of the vertical stones. Which would ruin their joke.
You mean the shoes?
Well his dick is sticking out fully erect so do you really think he’s wearing shoes when he’s naked?
I wear my fanciest shoes when naked to distract from my penis.

@potoooooooo THAT’S the spirit 😃✨
Maybe he’s ready for combat
reminds me of: https://xkcd.com/687/
Lucky escapefor the UK that fully electric took over before they improved on the Prius!
#BrandNewSentence
but what if we bought a shovel?
The Prius would improve, most likely.
Hollow earth theory getting even more weird!!
Horny Earth theory.
Pft, I’ve seen Washington’s monument and it’s not that big.
The Clinton monument is bigger
Big if true
I would no longer mind if he decided to break free and put us all out of our misery.
The Eternals was a documentary.









